only douche bags say swag

Swag is such an overused word

The fact that it still has a meaning is simply absurd

Can’t people just have a new phrase

because this phase is like a maze filled with fog and haze that’ll leave you walking in circles for days

it’s like swag is a god, and you must give praise

can someone give me an answer to why that post just gave spiderman cancer

be lyrical, maybe even satirical, but I swear to god I don’t care how empirical it is, I will smack you for saying swag

why do you guys want me to nag

Seriously, swag sucks severely

when people ask if it’s cool I say no not nearly

let’s put swag to some good use

so listen to this swag abuse

Fuck a thesaurus

I’m a swagasaurus who can’t sing a chorus

My rhymes aren’t always vicious but they’re always swagalious

I’ve got swag so I don’t grow old

I moved to the gulf to golf and drill for swag gold

Who knows, maybe I’ll spill some swag

You know the animals need a daily dose of swag

It’s outrageous, it’s contagious

My ego’s crowded but with swag it’s so spacious

let’s face it, society’s about to collapse

it’s official, stupidity is about relapse

let’s play a drinking game, after all we’ve got nothing to lose

everytime someone says swag, get out the booze

and after a few hours of fun followed by vomiting and a killer hangover

we will finally know that saying swag is over

because it’s lost its thrill

so swag, you know the drill

you’re a fad that can’t leave fast enough

because saying swag doesn’t make you tough

it doesn’t make you original

it doesn’t make you special

it doesn’t do the slightest bit of good except fuel that hot head of yours

and that’s why one should say swag

only douche bags say swag