Swag is such an
overused word
The fact that it still
has a meaning is simply absurd
Can’t people just have
a new phrase
because this phase is
like a maze filled with fog and haze that’ll leave you walking in circles for
days
it’s like swag is a
god, and you must give praise
can someone give me an
answer to why that post just gave spiderman cancer
be lyrical, maybe even
satirical, but I swear to god I don’t care how empirical it is, I will smack
you for saying swag
why do you guys want
me to nag
Seriously, swag sucks
severely
when people ask if
it’s cool I say no not nearly
let’s put swag to some
good use
so listen to this swag
abuse
Fuck a thesaurus
I’m a swagasaurus who
can’t sing a chorus
My rhymes aren’t
always vicious but they’re always swagalious
I’ve got swag so I
don’t grow old
I moved to the gulf to
golf and drill for swag gold
Who knows, maybe I’ll
spill some swag
You know the animals
need a daily dose of swag
It’s outrageous, it’s
contagious
My ego’s crowded but
with swag it’s so spacious
let’s face it,
society’s about to collapse
it’s official,
stupidity is about relapse
let’s play a drinking
game, after all we’ve got nothing to lose
everytime someone says
swag, get out the booze
and after a few hours
of fun followed by vomiting and a killer hangover
we will finally know
that saying swag is over
because it’s lost its
thrill
so swag, you know the
drill
you’re a fad that
can’t leave fast enough
because saying swag
doesn’t make you tough
it doesn’t make you
original
it doesn’t make you
special
it doesn’t do the
slightest bit of good except fuel that hot head of yours
and that’s why one
should say swag
only douche bags say
swag
